Cheers to Jeers

Cheers to … prophetic cookies. An Iowa man who won $390,000 in the state’s lottery claims that, earlier in the month, a fortune cookie predicted his winnings, reading, “You will discover an unexpected treasure.”

Jeers to … overreacting. Cristo Rey Jesuit High School in Baltimore, Maryland, was evacuated after strange odors were emitted on the third floor. After the hazmat team was called in, the smell was identified as a pumpkin spice plug-in air freshener.