Best tweets about Kim’s divorce

In other news, Kim Kardashian is making headlines once again. For those who have been focusing on more important things, be enlightened on the ever-important topic of the latest Kardashian shenanigans.

Only 72 days after her televised, lavish marriage, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from basketball star Kris Humphries. Kim and her mother Kris Jenner have both issued statements claiming the marriage and subsequent divorce was not a publicity stunt, but the news didn’t fail to make waves on the internet. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage became a trending topic on twitter as the Twitterverse weighed in on the announcement.

So without further ado, here are 12 of the best tweets in response to Kim Kardashian’s pending divorce.

1. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage The Amount of time a Defense against the Dark arts teacher lasts at Hogwarts.

2. #thingslongerthankimsmarriage The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat.

3. #thingslongerthankimsmarriage My sister’s high school relationship

4. #thingslongerthankimsmarriage The amount of time we’ll spend talking about Kim’s marriage.

5. #thingslongerthankimsmarriage The time spent in line behind an extreme couponer at Winn Dixie on double coupon day.

6. The saddest thing about Kim Kardashian’s divorce is that I wasn’t able to memorize her husband’s name in time.

7. Kim Kardashian fails to pick up 2nd season of her own marriage.

8. If you’re genuinely surprised about Kim Kardashian getting divorced, I need to tell you something about Santa Claus…

9. Today’s tweets brought to you by #Prop8 – protecting the sanctity of 72 day reality star marriages.

10. Can we have a moment of silence for Kris Humphries… another fallen soldier in the war over Kim Kardashian’s booty.

11. If I had a dollar for everyday Kim K was married I would be…..well I would be broke and depressed

And last but not least, a note from Lord Voldemort:

12. Kim K released a statement that people should feel sorry for her. Sit down, Kardashian. Preferably next to a hungry Hungarian Horntail.

What’s your opinion on Kim’s divorce? Rant, vent, defend or post your favorite sarcastic remark about Kim’s divorce in a comment!