9.

“4 for Glenn Coco. You go, Glenn Coco!”

8.

“Hey, get out of here!”

“Omg Danny DeVito. I love your work.”

7.

“She doesn’t even go here!”

6.

“I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.”

5.

“I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too happy to hear about this.”

4.

“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you’re so stupid!”

3.

“I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.”

2.

“Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

1.

“I can’t go *cough* *cough*. I’m sick.”

“Boo, you whore.”