Cheers to … University of Southern California football player Jake Olsen, a long-snapper who’s been blind for most of his life, for his first play in regular season action with the team.

Jeers to … getting stuck between a rock and hard place. A man in North Carolina tried to evade police at a traffic stop by jumping into the ocean, only to end up with a shark circling beneath him. The shark left the man unscathed, though police caught him afterward.