10 worst date ideas
February 15, 2011
10. Video game marathon
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Not everyone plays Call of Duty.
9. His/her ex’s wedding
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There’s only so much the Chicken Dance can solve.
8. Matching tattoos
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No, I do not think the unicorn is cute.
7. Dumpster diving
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You smell bad enough as it is.
6. Back to their dorm to play with their fish
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“Sparky” is not a fish’s name.
5. Church
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Let’s save this one for a committed relationship, OK?
4. Family reunion
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I do not look like your Aunt Sue, sorry.
3. Theme restaurants
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If you try this, you’ll get a mutton chop to the face.
2. Renaissance Fair
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Costumes are best left to the bedroom.
1. Nude beach
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If I wanted to see you naked, you would know.
What are some of the worst dates you’ve been on?