At a campaign rally Wednesday in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, President Donald Trump promised his constituents that — despite a less-than-ideal start to his presidency — buyer’s remorse regarding his election...
Oh yeah, I just went there.While many of you fine readers have come to expect such facetious and tongue in cheek statements, this one is not. I fully stand by this statement and I’m sure I won’t regret...
I can’t remember the first time somebody called me a “faggot.”Was it third grade? Fifth grade? I don’t remember. Through most of my childhood, that was the label my peers gave me, how they identified...
As I write this, Father’s Day is coming to a close.
Father’s Day is a strange day for me; my father was never part of my life. He only saw me a handful of times when I was much too young to form...
The following column contains satire. Events mentioned in this piece are fictitious.– Sometime in the near Republican future. –I found myself, sandwiched between two people much larger than I was,...
Pack up some “loud” as the kids call it and prepare your favorite munchies for this column.U.S. Attorney General and Keebler Elf lookalike Jeff Sessions is ready to relight, uh, I mean, reignite his...
During his campaign, President Donald Trump promised to designate $1 trillion in spending on infrastructure in the United States once elected to office.In his fifth month in office, Trump began putting...
My friend got me an under-the-table job working at a bar in Akron, checking IDs at the door.Most of the time I would sit and watch whatever was on the T.V. — usually sports. I was lucky if I caught a...
The Super Bowl. The World Series. The Stanley Cup. The NBA Finals.The championship series in America’s “Big Four” of professional sports – football, basketball, hockey and basketball – tend to...
Put on your crotchety old man loafers and knee-high socks for this hot take.The Cleveland Cavaliers lost Game 3 of the NBA Finals to the Golden State Warriors in stunning fashion, having led by six points...
Reports over the past several days have indicated that legendary actor Al Pacino signed on to play former college football coach Joe Paterno in a film about the scandal that engulfed Penn State University...
In the United States, sports are at the forefront of our culture. From pee-wee football to the spectacle that is the Super Bowl, people of all ages, genders, races and economic standing are connected through...
