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All content by Garrison Ebie
Kent State Pros & Cons: Part 2
Garrison Ebie
May 4, 2010
Kent State Pros & Cons: Part 1
Garrison Ebie
April 27, 2010
How the Tea Party could make more sense
Garrison Ebie
April 6, 2010
My letter addressing a personified America
Garrison Ebie
March 23, 2010
What I found in the dumpster
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March 16, 2010
Dear Congress, get with the program
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March 10, 2010
Passing on the pizza
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March 3, 2010
The government giveth, and the government taketh away
Garrison Ebie
February 24, 2010
I don’t believe in global warming
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February 10, 2010
How to buy peace… and get the heck out
Garrison Ebie
February 3, 2010
The musical identity crisis
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January 27, 2010
Closing thoughts on another decade
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January 20, 2010
Fun times at the shopping mall
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December 2, 2009
Gambling away the future
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November 18, 2009
Friendship rejected
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November 4, 2009
Plough is out, but who’s next?
Garrison Ebie
October 19, 2009
Braaaaiiinnsss.
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October 13, 2009
The season of sickness is upon us
Garrison Ebie
October 6, 2009
Broccoli: It’s what’s for dinner
Garrison Ebie
September 29, 2009
If I were gay
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September 22, 2009
The economy will make you swallow your pride
Garrison Ebie
September 15, 2009
Economy vs. ecology
Garrison Ebie
September 8, 2009
Yet another article about Michael Jackson
Garrison Ebie
September 1, 2009
The jobs I’d rather have
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May 6, 2009
‘At least the bullets were rubber this time.’
Garrison Ebie
April 29, 2009
“I’m in a car! I rule! You’re not! You suck!”
Garrison Ebie
April 22, 2009
Greetings from a typewriter!
Garrison Ebie
April 15, 2009
A lack of political fever when it’s needed most
Garrison Ebie
April 8, 2009
Why do Americans love crappy food?
Garrison Ebie
April 1, 2009
The dead end road down Conspiracy Blvd.
Garrison Ebie
March 11, 2009
Gas: It’s no laughing matter
Garrison Ebie
February 26, 2009
Great beards in history
Garrison Ebie
February 19, 2009
Limited time offer, call now!
Garrison Ebie
February 12, 2009
The mailbox blues
Garrison Ebie
February 5, 2009
On quitting…next year
Garrison Ebie
January 29, 2009
A new way to save your ass: health care reform
Garrison Ebie
January 22, 2009
Cowboy Syndrome
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December 3, 2008
Taking a chance on fast food
Garrison Ebie
November 19, 2008
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Garrison Ebie
November 12, 2008
Obamaramma sweeps the nation
Garrison Ebie
November 6, 2008
So I found myself in this delusional carnival of fright
Garrison Ebie
October 28, 2008
The Election Cage Match 2008
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October 21, 2008
Cheers! The Bible of drinking games will have you drinking beers!
Garrison Ebie
October 15, 2008
The digital dilemma: Turning us into zombies
Garrison Ebie
October 14, 2008
Steady progress midway through the fall term
Garrison Ebie
October 7, 2008
I’ll pass on the gas
Garrison Ebie
September 30, 2008
Evergreen offers a non-traditional Chinese buffet
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September 24, 2008
Evergreen offers a non-traditional Chinese buffet
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September 24, 2008
Hey now, what’s the rush?
Garrison Ebie
September 23, 2008
Environmental consciousness is more than just a trend
Garrison Ebie
September 16, 2008
Eggs! Incredible and Edible
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September 9, 2008
Book sheds new light on old ecological
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September 3, 2008
Yes we can … cut the crap
Garrison Ebie
September 2, 2008
‘Woo:’ An in-depth look at a common phrase
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August 26, 2008
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