What ever happened to Aqua?

Kelsey Misbrener

The annoyingly awesome Danish pop stars known as Aqua sang the “Barbie Girl” song we all roller skated to in 1997.

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After dealing with a lawsuit filed by Mattel for sexualizing the already sexual Barbie dolls, the one-hit wonders continued to make songs that only Danish people listened to.

The group just put out another poppy album called “Megalomania” for anyone who didn’t get sick of their music back in the 20th century. The album sounds like a mixture of Britney Spears and Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Contact Kelsey Misbrener at [email protected].