It’s happened to all of us, we’re college students after all. You stop at Wendy’s on the way home from class to grab a quick bite, and unbeknownst to you, that $5 meal drains the last of your $3.50...
I was playing “FIFA 11” the other day and a funny realization came to me. I was playing with my favorite team, Manchester United, and I thought, “I have never, in years of playing FIFA games, played...
I found it amusing that the brothers of Sigma Nu found a noble cause for dropping their pants. But really, would breast cancer awareness be the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a pants-less...
The best horror movies are the ones that are based, however tentatively, in reality. Logically you know that the events playing out before you on the screen could not really occur. But fear is one of our...
It's the end of week five, and we're betting most of you are beyond thrilled it's the weekend. Time to throw schoolwork aside, stay out until 4 a.m. and sleep in until 4 p.m.Before you put your ragin'...
In case you haven’t heard, Kent State University has announced yet another expensive renovation project that its students will end up paying for. “What is it this time?” you may be asking. Basically,...
The idea behind “R U KSU?!” is respectable and has the best of intentions behind it.My only problem with the whole thing is the title. There’s something incredibly ironic about a university promoting...
As a quick note, I never use "txt spk" in either text messaging or Internet communications. I am also the guy that is scorned and labeled as a grammar Nazi. That being said, I respectfully disagree with...
Like most people on campus yesterday, we were shocked by the news that the university is constructing a college green with a large clock tower in front of the library.First off, there is not enough parking...
The free market did not cause the financial crisis, and the tape and glue our wise leaders have applied to the economy are only prolonging the agony. That’s the thesis of my 2009 New York Times bestseller,...
CheersCheers to the six Democratic candidates who spoke at Kent State on Monday morning. We’re glad they’re considering the needs of students and the power we hold in the voting ring.Cheers to the...
Our front yards are swarmed with a slowly approaching undead menace wearing rags, football uniforms and disco gear. In desperation, we place aggressive botanical weapons like mushrooms and sunflowers in...
